laughter is the best medicine (11)

Jokes for today. Enjoy….

Wife: ‘What are you doing?’
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : ‘Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’
Husband : ‘I was looking for the expiry date.’

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Wife : ‘Do you want dinner?’
Husband : ‘Sure! What are my choices?’
Wife : ‘Yes or no.’

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Wife: ‘You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?’
Hubby: ‘When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.’
Wife: ‘You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?’
Hubby: ‘Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?’

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Stress Reliever Girl:
‘When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.’
Boy: ‘It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.’
Girl: ‘Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.’

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Son: ‘ Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.’
Mom: ‘Well, you have done the right thing.’
Son: ‘But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.’

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A newly married man asked his wife, ‘Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?’
‘Honey,’ the woman replied sweetly, ‘I’d have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!’

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever
The guy replies: ‘Thanks for the early warning.’

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A wife asked her husband: ‘What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?’
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ‘I like your sense of humor!’

p/s: debat semalam tidak menarik langsung kerana bukan “buku bertemu ruas” dan banyak jawapan mengelak…

-nash-
Vocabulary:
カレンダー (karendaa) – calendar
コンピューター (konpyutaa) – computer
コピーき (kopiiki) – photostate machine
でんたく (dentaku) – calculator
タイプライター (taipuraitaa) – typewriter

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One thought on “laughter is the best medicine (11)

  1. saleza mat salleh July 17, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    Those jokes are just brilliant!!ha ha ha

    sometimes it could be real dialog between husband and wife….who knows??

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