laughter is the best medicine (8)

Hope these can release our tension and work stress.

Naughty Answers!

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says :
“If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”.

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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, “send me a brother”
Santa wrote back,
” SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”

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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks: “Do u know that the meaning of WIFE
is:
W ithout
I nformation
F ighting
E very-time

Wife replies: No,…… It means:
W ith
I diot
F or
E ver !!!”

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What’s the difference
between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,…
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Grammer Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver run away

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A young boy asks his
Dad :”What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there,is also my son, that IS confidential.

-nash-
Vocabulary:
ちいさい (chiisai) – small
おおきい (ookii) – big
はやい (hayai) – fast
おそい (osoi) – slow
しんせつ (shinsetsu) – kindness, goodness

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4 thoughts on “laughter is the best medicine (8)

  1. Aina May 14, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    betul betul funny laa…terhibur sangat.

  2. nashriza May 14, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    aina: kekadang kena senyum sikit daripada serius je…

  3. iMu HaRDaN May 16, 2008 at 1:16 am

    stuju dgn aina..mmg bes2 “laughter is the best medicine” kt cni..
    keep it up…hehehe

  4. nashriza May 16, 2008 at 7:42 am

    imu hardan: cut n paste dari my mailbox je…

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