laughter is the best medicine (7)

Lawak untuk minggu ini. Sibuk sikit hari ini.

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don’t know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don’t know my father la!

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Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but….I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I’m going Hong Kong tomorrow so I’m scolding you
now.

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Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can’t make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???

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Teacher: Simon, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It’s the same dog!

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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
‘ What did you get?’ asked his father.
‘ My marks are under water,’ said the boy.
‘ What do you mean ‘under water’?’
‘ They are all below ‘C’ (sea) level !’

-nash-
Vocabulary:
すうがく (suugaku) – mathematics
えいご (eigo) – English language
おんがく (ongaku) – music
りか (rika) – science
れきし (rekishi) – history

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