laughter is the best medicine (3)

Enjoy…

Ah Beng
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Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book and said,
“My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610”

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Ah Beng : I am proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police: How the thief did not take TV?
Ah Beng : I was watching TV news…

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Ah Beng comes back to his car and find a note saying “Parking Fine”
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for complement.”

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in school?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says “Hello, how did you know I was here?”

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man : This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng : If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is “You will go to jail”

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Ah Beng told his servant: Go and water the plants!
Servant: It’s already raining.
Ah Beng : So what? Take an umbrella and go.

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the evening and not in the morning. Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM.

-nash-
Vocabulary:
おととい (ototoi) – the day before yesterday
きのう (kinou) – yesterday
きょう (kyou) – today
あした (ashita) – tomorrow
あさって (asatte) – the day after tomorrow

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5 thoughts on “laughter is the best medicine (3)

  1. ixora April 25, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    hahahaha.. kelakar la Ah Beng ni :D

  2. nashriza April 25, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    ixora: tula…tu sebenarnya genius kot…

  3. nAna April 26, 2008 at 11:57 am

    hahahahahahaha…mmg lawak2 ni menceriakan ari sy…setiap lawak sy gelak..thanks sensei for making these entries!! ^_^v

  4. nashriza April 26, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    nana: sesuai tak ngan tajuk entry tu..hehe…saya pun tgh tension buat coding ni…

  5. !x0r@ April 26, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    Genius? err.. mungkin jugak. Saya rasa Ah Beng ni mesti sepupu sepapat mr bean. kui3

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